All hail Black Salad!
Technically “Sandy Bee” could work for this… if I was very descriptive about beige underwear and ate bees! (But really it’s Black Gyoza, which is also great)
There has to already be a riot grrrl band named Pink Taco, right?
Blue and Green Striped Cupcake (or Pizza if you aren’t counting desert)
Black Slim-Fast is here to fuck you up.
No Bourbon Chicken.
That just sounds terrible.
grey poptarts imo ♡