Messaging someone:

Them: *Doesn’t reply*
Me: I regret this.
Me: I regret everything.
Me: I regret my whole life.
Me: I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor.
Them: *Replies*
Me: I will use this second chance in life that I’ve been granted to become a new and better person, for the good of humanity.

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